I started this Missouri River adventure with my dad when I was 14. I fell in love with it and have now kayaked from KC to St. Louis 14 times along with lots of small trips on the Kaw River and creeks here in Kansas. Until recently, the last time I had made the trip to St. Louis was in 2000.
My wife passed away in 2015 from cancer then I got cancer a year later. Luckily my cancer was treatable and I have been in remission since 2017. After cancer, I was just starting to get my feet back under me and was looking for some adventure. So I decided to make a trip from Atchison Kansas to Kimmswick Missouri, 500 miles, in fall 2018.
I didn’t have a kayak that could make the trip so I reached out to my friend, Steve Alfery. He had a boat that had been in his shed for about 50 years. So I got to work repairing and rebuilding the old boat. I had great help from a friend Dave Kellum and Chris and Bill at B&B sign co to help me with this process. I named my boat “OLD MISERY.” This is the boat I’ve now taken on my river trips in 2018, 2019, and 2020. For my 2022 trip I purchased a upgraded folboat kayak.
Some people ask if I have fear going on these long solo trips, to that I say- the greatest danger would be to not take the adventure. Who cares!
Talk to you on my next adventure
-Ted
Check the tabs above to read about my kayaking trips or for my contact information.
Slideshows of extra pictures from 2018 trip below
Noah Dumpert
07.09.2022 00:51
Legend! Can't wait for the '22 trip updates.
Kimberly
06.06.2022 15:04
Hi, Ted this is Kim the young Lady from the licensing and technical support line, when u called to by your one day fishing permit. I want to say that you are a Great Strong MAN continue you adventures
Roberta Riddle - Bling Equals Dreams Boutique LV,
24.05.2022 17:43
Hello Ted, thank you for dropping in and sharing your adventure with the boys and your trip. Can’t wait for your next ride.
Will Spann
10.09.2019 02:10
Congratulations, Ted, on the successful navigation and completion of ur 10th trip down the "Mighty Mo!" And as for the party...Dreams do come true. I'm glad you had a great time! See you in Perry!
Lisa B
15.07.2019 12:57
Rock Star!
Natalie J Williams
22.06.2019 16:21
Great trip read! It was a pleasure meeting & visiting with you at Antiquology in Concordia, Mo.
I love your sense of adventure and "Living" life!!
Jamie Bone
27.04.2019 01:11
Hey Ted, What a pleasure to talk to you and Trisha today at the Free State Brewery. You keep on paddling and keep adventuring! You're an inspiration to me!
Joely
21.02.2019 18:29
Hi Ted! It was such a pleasure to talk to you yesterday at Iron Rail! I am excited to read all about your adventures!
Kim Criner
19.02.2019 16:17
Ted, This is Kim Criner from KU Sustainability. You called in about the KU Bike Share and I have since misplaced your
phone number. I do have an update on your request. Please call 7858640783
Susie
15.02.2019 15:27
Thanks for sharing this journey with me Ted! I look forward to helping you get your granddaughter into a paddle for your next journey and following along!
Samantha Johnson
14.02.2019 03:07
So i was the cox rep Samantha you spoke to last week and i kept that web address you gave me at the end of the call and honestly it made my day and i hope you keep up on your adventures forever
Sheena
09.02.2019 23:34
Ted, thank you for stopping into Slowride and making my day a bit more entertaining! Good travels!
Cathy
07.02.2019 19:38
Ted, I met you at Free State Brewery last fall and had a great time sitting on the porch and listening to your stories. This was a good read, too. What’s your next big adventure?
Big Al
10.01.2019 21:54
Your a brave man Ted...What an adventure...Been a pleasure knowing you my friend.....
Cara
10.01.2019 15:32
Just spoke with you on the phone a little while ago about a piece of mail. Thanks for sharing your story! Very cool!
JoAnne Miller
27.12.2018 18:20
I reached in my back pocket of jeans I wore about a month ago & pulled out a website someone had given me. FUN TO READ! I saw you and Steve Boyles, and other HPHS friends at the Norsemen recently :)
Jim Davis now in burns ks, p.o. box 202 66840
24.12.2018 21:46
Excellent narrative Ted .
Thanks for remembering me from bak
Carrie - Scanning America
12.12.2018 19:50
What a great trip!!
Jen
12.12.2018 19:09
It was nice meeting you yesterday at FreeState, thanks for sharing your story, what an adventure!
Bryan Griffin
08.12.2018 13:44
Hello Ted, This is "Direct Drive" Bryan. I received your letter yesterday and was so glad to hear from you. I have wondered how you were doing, missed you at BAK and am so glad to hear all is well.
Dana Capps
24.11.2018 22:52
What a great adventure! You are an inspiration! Glad you had a good time and I can't wait to hear about the next adventure!
michael mowry
23.11.2018 17:41
loved pictures of the river brought memories of my river trips glad to hear from you mike
Danita Suhling
04.11.2018 21:32
One of the greatest guys we have meet. Great to meet you last night in Grafton! Randall and Danita (miss double D).
Tom Lasater
02.11.2018 15:56
Ted
You had another excellent adventure. Keep it up! Thanks for sending me a copy of the news story from the paper.
Tom Lasater, Wichita KS
Jerry Harrel
01.11.2018 00:05
Awesome time Ted. Thanks again for all the great times on BAK. I’m looking forward to another fish fry. I’ll talk to you later.
Wes Chiles
28.10.2018 00:50
Ted that was some adventure you were on. Glad you're home and look forward to hearing more about your trip. Maybe after my surgery we can have coffee and tell me all about it at that pizza place.
Neal
26.10.2018 19:57
I am Tasia's dad and she shared this link with me and what an adventure you had. I'm glad you connected on the streets of T-town.
Tasia
26.10.2018 17:21
Glad I ran into you on the street outside of Wolfe's in Topeka. Incredible adventure, loved reading about it!
Nury
19.10.2018 20:04
Having a beer with your grandpa at FreeState! Good storyteller!
Josh Sprague
13.10.2018 16:55
Way to go man!
Annie (friend of a friend)
11.10.2018 18:36
I am so envious! This is something I have wanted to do for years.
Vickie Meyer
11.10.2018 02:30
Ted, you have had an awesome adventure. so glad you had a fun, safe journey!
Amy Boland
09.10.2018 00:10
Glad you made it safely to your destination ! Take care of yourself.
Massage Envy
08.10.2018 22:33
Ted,
The crew here at Massage Envy loved your story and enjoyed reading about your adventure!
Twila Gayle King
05.10.2018 23:39
It looks like you had a great time Ted! That is so awesome that you get to go on such wonderful adventures!
Tom West
05.10.2018 16:50
Decker--you da man! Thanks for sharing your adventure.
Charlie Martin
05.10.2018 16:38
Looks like yer missing Goodyear Ted.Thanks for sharing.was always fun working with ya at the plant.enjoy and thanks for sharing.Next time let me know i got alot of peeps in that area.All that area.
Lesley Strobel
05.10.2018 14:56
Ted,
WOW, Way to go!!!
Thanks for sharing your story.
You always have been AMAZING & INSPIRING 😎
Paula Morris
04.10.2018 21:44
Ted; This was so much fun to read! I am so glad you made it safe and have so many wonderful memories to share.
Diane Ehrlich
04.10.2018 19:37
What an awesome adventure 😎💕
Steve Alfrey
04.10.2018 16:18
High school classmate, Gail who?
adrian caracioni
04.10.2018 16:18
Congratulations! You did it again! Thanks for sharing!
Jim Guffey
04.10.2018 16:10
Yay - you made it.. What a beautiful day too.
Kay Soetaert
04.10.2018 15:52
Great reading the daily diary. Can’t wait to catch up with you in person. Cousin Kay
Jim
04.10.2018 02:59
Thanks for letting us tag along on your trip Ted. When you get home we should plan a bonfire party for all to come listen to the "stories" of your adventure. Can we invite the two nice boys you met on
Sherry O'Trimble
04.10.2018 02:54
I have truly enjoyed following your adventure! Can't wait to hear more about it. So thankful you made it safely and hopefully getting a good nights sleep in your own bed tonight! You amaze me!!
Melissa Zeeff
04.10.2018 01:21
It was excellent meeting you today! Inspired!
Mikey La
04.10.2018 00:25
Good stuff, Ted. Your adventures on the river are legend. Enjoy, buddy.
Anne Bruneel
04.10.2018 00:18
Way to go, Ted! It was such a joy to share some beers with you in Hermann.
Bruce
03.10.2018 20:27
Holy cow Ted you da Man!!
The River Bum
03.10.2018 18:37
Way to go Ted!! Hope your paths cross again soon.
Mark Bales
03.10.2018 18:03
Wahoo way to go Ted!
George
03.10.2018 14:25
We met Ted today at the end of his trip in Kimmswick. I have a picture of Ted and the kayak at it’s final Mississippi River location. How can I send it?
Jcopeland@color-vision.biz
03.10.2018 01:10
So glad you made it ok awesome guy
Jennifer Hennes
02.10.2018 18:32
Just met Ted in St. Louis! Took a few pics, can I download or be send?
Trisha Decker
02.10.2018 21:29
Email them to me! Trideck3@gmail.com
Tom & Terry Heck
02.10.2018 17:59
Just met Ted at the chain of rock dam. He made it over the rocks because the water was high. Nice guy. on his way to the arch.
Greg and Bill
02.10.2018 12:07
It was really great meeting up with Ted in St. Charles , Mo. We first met Ted 15 years ago on our trip up the mo river from St.Charles to KC in power boats he took me into town to get fuel and burgers
Mark Bales
02.10.2018 09:24
Glad you got to go around the canal. Looks like you are about to reach your goal. If you decide to go onto New Orleans I can pick you up there. Lol.
Kris
01.10.2018 20:34
Got your postcard over the weekend! Thanks! Safe journey!
Bean
01.10.2018 18:21
I think it was the bag of rocks that brought you back for your fishing pole the first day
Kris
01.10.2018 20:33
Bean, I agree! If you are talking about the ''rocks'' I sent with Ted!! :)
Jim Guffey
01.10.2018 16:01
You're having a great time! Wish I was there...
We had heavy fog here a couple of day too. Thought about you on the river in the fog!!
Jim kessler
01.10.2018 15:21
Ted love following your journey. Stop by when your done and show us all your pictures.
Kyle Peters
01.10.2018 12:28
Kyle and Dayna, the paddleboarders from Washington, here. We had a great time talking with Ted as we paddled down the Muddy Mo. He's a great, easy to like guy with a positive outlook. FOLLOW TED!!
Judy Copeland
01.10.2018 02:04
Almost there so thankful you have been
Barbara
01.10.2018 01:30
I got to chat with Ted while I was riding on the Katy Trail this evening. He had pitched his tent at the Klondike Park boat ramp & was ready to relax. Kimmswick, here he comes!
Karen
30.09.2018 23:18
Been following your posts & look for to the next one. Be safe, have fun & OC continue making new friends! Leroy & Karen
Charles Muckensturm
30.09.2018 21:42
My wife Dixie and I met Ted today at Washington, Mo. He resumed his journey shortly after 3PM. He is an amazing fellow.
Julie
30.09.2018 21:26
Met Ted at the Riverfront in Hermann, MO. Go Ted!!!!!
Dean Riedesel
30.09.2018 17:09
Ted tomorrow I get my new knee Oct 1
. Keep the flag flying be safe Dean
Garry and Sally
30.09.2018 02:49
Nice going
ted
Ashley Darby
30.09.2018 01:49
Met Ted at Tin Mill Brewery in Hermann, MO......such an interesting story! We look forward to following along with his trip!!! Great meeting you and best of luck!
stevan billings
30.09.2018 01:01
Found out about this trip from Osage Mike, Looks like a lot of fun, be safe Ted.
Mike Bruneel
29.09.2018 21:28
Ran into Ted at the Tin Mill Brewery in Hermann, MO. Cheers!!!
Wayne Hermann
29.09.2018 21:26
Looks like you're moving right along on your journey ted. I have been following you as you go down the river.
Kathy Frye
29.09.2018 20:53
Our good friends Deanna and Jim my husband Ivan and I , Kathy traveles from Perry Kansas to Herman Mo. And met Ted . Small world , good luck Ted
April Wimmer
29.09.2018 16:45
Ted stopped in at Holzhauser’s Bar & Grill in Portland, MO this morning. He asked for milk but sadly all we have is chocolate or strawberry. He did buy a T-shirt! Good luck on rest of trip!
Tim C.
29.09.2018 02:59
Hey, Ted. I got your postcard today. It was good to hear all is going well. I like reading your updates. See ya when you return home.
Judy Copeland
29.09.2018 02:17
My niece wants to do that if I was younger I probably would so fun
Jasmine Adhami
28.09.2018 19:43
Ted stopped into O'Donoghue's in Jefferson City today for a glass of milk. I came in early to study before my shift. What a fun outgoing guy. Good luck on the rest of your trip! I was inspired.
O'Donoghues in Jefferson City Mo.
28.09.2018 19:38
Wonderful visiting with you today Ted. We loved your stories and wish you a safe trip, and I am glad we had a glass of milk for you.
Judy Copeland
28.09.2018 02:12
So awesome reading about your adventure great job
Paul
28.09.2018 00:41
Ted-I asked about the boat in Rocheport and the woman who owns that house says she cannot sell it- sorry
Lisa
27.09.2018 21:49
Trisha, sitting on the bank of MO river at Coopers Landing with your Paco. What a fun guy! He is so much fun and he’s so proud of you!
Paula Morris, RN
27.09.2018 21:22
Ted: I love reading about your adventures. Hope all continues to go well! You are an AMAZING man!
Judy Copeland
27.09.2018 17:54
glad all is well
Mark Bales
27.09.2018 01:19
Trisha , I met Ted Tuesday afternoon and saw him off 11 am on Wednesday. His camera quilt working and we could not find him a new one, also neither one of us had cell phone reception in Glasgow.
Bruce
27.09.2018 00:52
it's a joy following in your wake
Cale Emerson
27.09.2018 00:49
Good luck Ted looking forward to following your trip. Have fun. Cale
Jennifer
26.09.2018 23:56
Good luck neighbor! I enjoy reading of your adventure - paddle on.
Dallas Johnson
26.09.2018 22:50
Hi Ted, so sorry I missed your call. I was at work. I wished I would have looked at the site a little sooner. My work place is in Glasgow, a half mile from stump island.
Shawana Caldwell
26.09.2018 20:19
Happiest of birthdays you old coot...looks like you are doing what you like to do best....all of us back at Fred's are looking forward to Ted's tales about the river trip...happy paddling
Mark Bales
26.09.2018 19:24
I met up with Ted in Glasgow spent the night . Had a good visit, saw him off about 11 AM. Oh he said he drank to much of my homemade wine.
Trisha
26.09.2018 22:01
Thanks for the update Mark! Was this last night or Monday night?
Roland L Jones
26.09.2018 18:49
Go get um Ted#14
Ramo
26.09.2018 18:15
Thanks for the updates Trisha.
Good luck Ted.
Ramo
Chrisry
26.09.2018 03:00
Happy Birthday Ted! I love reading your daily posts!
Christy
Stephanie Emery
26.09.2018 01:11
Hi Ted, Richard just called and told me about this site. So excited to follow your trip down the river. Love all the people you meet. Paddle on and have a great trip.
Judy Copeland
26.09.2018 00:52
So great to see all the people following you amazing man
Crystal Shaffer
25.09.2018 20:18
Have fun, Ted! (from a former RO employee)
Terri Kern
25.09.2018 19:29
I have ties to Rochester and I love kayaking. Very interesting! Looking forward to reading more! Have a great adventure!
Judy Copeland
25.09.2018 17:57
Glad it is going good. Haooy Birthday
Marla and David Marlow
25.09.2018 14:45
I love to see you out enjoying life again! What an adventure you are having! Thank you for sharing with the rest of us. What wonderful friends you have along the way. Stay safe friend. Great job! 🤗
Mark Bales
25.09.2018 12:11
Well got a map out and did some figures. I think you will be in Glasgow today the 25th. I'll try to see you there. Good luck from Mark Bales
Debbie Tofflemire
25.09.2018 10:33
Ted so happy for you that you are on this adventure. Enjoyed reading about your trip. Good luck on the days to come
Shari
25.09.2018 04:16
How fun to get to follow your adventures!!
Vickie Meyer
25.09.2018 03:24
So glad to get to follow you on this adventure! Good luck on your journey Ted. HAPPY belated Birthday! Leavenworth is my hometown so you know there are shady characters from there!
GREG E LANE
25.09.2018 01:58
Lookn good ted. Glad its going well. Happy birthday.
Steve BoylesSteve
25.09.2018 00:44
Happy birthday Ted, I'm having a birthday drink for you right now😆MR. B
Brenda Farris
24.09.2018 23:32
Happy Birthday, have fun.
Kristi
24.09.2018 22:53
Ted happy belated! I’m so enjoying following your journey!!
Tom & Judy Hotchkiss
24.09.2018 17:43
Happy Birthday Ted. Hope you have a safe trip.
Steve Alfrey
24.09.2018 16:27
How's the new skin holding up?
Amy Delana Boland {Flathead's Daughter}
24.09.2018 16:20
So glad you stopped by my work to see me! My dad was a great man and he is smiling down on you as you take this great adventure.He is with you all the way. Safe travels Ted.
Kay Soetaert
24.09.2018 15:52
Happy Birthday Ted. Cousin Kay
Dan Balocca
24.09.2018 14:22
Happy Birthday, Wish I was there.
Dean Riedesel
24.09.2018 13:52
Happy Birthday!
Nancy Brunton
24.09.2018 13:38
What fun you're having. I'm jealous.
Perry Coffee Club
24.09.2018 12:54
Happy Birthday Ted! 🍻
From the Perry Coffee Club.
Bean
23.09.2018 23:45
First part of your trip sounds like just what you had hoped for, so many trips, so much to think about, so many things you get to experience, envy all over the place
Paula and Willard
23.09.2018 18:58
Go Ted! Sounds like another wonderful adventure to put in "The Life and Times of Ted Decker" book!
Paula and Willard
Wayne Hermann
23.09.2018 15:03
Looks like you're having a good time ted have a safe trip will be keeping up with you on your journey
Phil
21.09.2018 18:52
Friday, Sept. 21. Your first official day of the trip. Good luck! (And may the alligators be looking the other way when you float by them)
Matt Z.
21.09.2018 11:49
Good luck Ted! Thanks for stopping by Lamar yesterday. It was great to visit with you again.
Nicole Cott
20.09.2018 18:56
Make sure to come in to Wellers when you get back! We would love to hear all about your adventure! I'll buy ya a tea!!! Safe travels!!
Gene G.
15.09.2018 21:15
Ted, I just met you today at Smithville Lake! Me, my wife, and our two dogs will be following your adventure on Old Misery!
Kelly Kleiner
13.09.2018 15:28
So excited to follow you Ted!
Audra Gragg
12.09.2018 03:22
Excited to hear about your journey!
Amy G- ARNP cancer center
10.09.2018 16:27
Have a great trip and be safe!
Adrian Caracioni
10.09.2018 16:24
Good luck Ted! Thanks for sharing.
Mark Bales
08.09.2018 23:22
Found your site easy. I'll be waiting to hear of your adventure.
Jan McDaniel
08.09.2018 00:34
Looking forward to updates!
Latest comments
29.10 | 21:58
Amazing trips. Thank you for telling me about your trip and web page. (I'm the guy who was talking to you at the Perry city brush dump.) I will watch for updates next summer.
24.10 | 19:40
Great talking to you, Ted! Next time, I would suggest the newly renovated Water Works building for food drinks and information.
15.10 | 15:13
Wow, you are such an explorer and adventure hound. What a wonderful experience for you and for all of us that get to follow along.
15.10 | 00:13
We met ted at the bar in the eldridge in Lawrence when he was picking up his pizza across the street! Hes super sweet. im here visiting KU! (were the gals from england)